For a guy that once took a girl on the “cheapest date possible”, Jake Peralta’s romance game is strong
I want to cry I need this level of cute gestures rn
Tag: b99
99! The gang and what’s in their bags. As always, zoom in for details 🙂
the nine-nine family [3/22] → terry and rosa
– All right, it feels like you Googled “How to talk to your bisexual friends.“
– Yeah!
loki as brooklyn 99′s gina linetti…
bonus:
(shoutout to @eralkfang and @reserve for the idea!)
I CANT BREATHE
This is so perfect I am now 40% convinced Gina Linetti is actually Loki.
99 Reasons @foxtv should Renew Brooklyn Nine Nine
- It’s the funniest show currently on television
- It’s won 2 Golden Globes
- It’s won 2 Emmys and was nominated for an additional 5
- Andy Samberg as Jake Peralta
- “I do my job. And I do it right.”
- With staples like “New Girl” ending and the impending Disney buyout, it’s good to have something consistent like “Brooklyn Nine Nine” on your station.
- The Halloween Heists
- The ensemble cast has amazing chemistry
- It has well handled romantic relationships
- It’s been nominated for 5 GLAAD media awards
- Lin Manuel Miranda watches it
- If you cancel the show, it’ll probably go down as one of the best comedies cancelled too soon.
- It’s such a fun and positive show in an otherwise dark time
- Rosa’s coming out arc this season was amazing
- Stephanie Beatriz thought she wouldn’t get cast after Melissa Fumero was because what show has TWO Latina characters in its main cast? (This one)
- The guest stars are all great
- Jake & Amy (aka: Peraltiago)
- Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz
- Cheddar
- There’s something for everyone to like
- “How dare you detective Diaz I am your superior officer!”
- Honestly it’s the only show I watch on Fox
- Jake still hasn’t met enough people from Die Hard
- “Could you please sing the opening to ‘I Want It That Way?’”
- Multiple types of female characters
- Female friendships
- Incredible LGBTQIA+ representation
- "You just called Captain Holt dad. You said, ‘thanks dad.’”
- It has tackled such issues as police corruption & racial profiling
- It made it to the final round of Hulu’s TV Tournament and lost to “Gravity Falls” which isn’t even on the air anymore so it has no competition from that.
- “BONE!”
- Captain Ray Holt is perhaps the most nuanced gay man on television.
- Title of your sextape
TerribleAmazing undercover disguises- That slowmo thing they do
- It’s my favorite show. Cancelling it would be mean. 😦
- The show handles social justice well
- “Moo Moo”
- It just started airing reruns on TBS. More episodes = more syndication money.
- The Jake/Boyle Bromance
- The Pontiac Bandit
- Terry Crews as Sgt. Jeffords
- There’s a depth and emotional honesty in its characters
- The will-they-or-won’t-they couple getting together doesn’t ruin the flow of the show
- I have read countless articles titled “Why You Should Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine” just to come up with 99 ideas for this list
- Gina Rodriguez is probably gonna play Rosa’s girlfriend
- Adrian Pimento
- Holt’s ridiculously poor attempts to pretend to be straight
- It’s time for Gina’s opinion
- "What happens in my bedroom detective is none of your business.”
- "Hitchcock just drank his own fish.”/“Nooooooooooo!”
- Jake Peralta punching a homophobic jerk in season 1
- "THE FULL BULLPEN!”
- The fact that a ton of these have been quotes
- All of Holt’s insults for Wuntch
- "Cool motive. Still murder.”
- Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago
- “Oh honey, we’re well into October.”
- Amy Santiago is Wonder Woman in a wedding dress
- The fact that both my parents (who don’t even watch the show) responded to news of its cancellation with, “WHAAAAT!?”
- Sean Astin watches the show
- Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle
- We’d get to see more of Rosa Diaz undercover
- Platonic friendships take precedence over relationship drama
- The live ratings, live + same day ratings, and live + 3 days ratings are sure to go up for the next new episodes now that it’s over
- You won’t find better fans for a show
- “The Box”
- Mark Hamill likes the show
- It filled the hole left in our hearts by “Parks and Recreation”
- It’s the best show Fox currently has
- Less than 12 hours later there have been so many headlines which read something like, “NOOO! FOX cancels Brooklyn Nine Nine”
- Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti
- Every one-liner that comes out of Chelsea Peretti’s mouth
- It subverts the "angry black man” trope
- Boyle & Rosa don’t get together but they’re amazing friends (aka: it also subverts the “nice guy gets the girl” trope)
- We’d get to see Amy & Jake’s first year as a married couple
- There’s nothing else quite like “Brooklyn Nine Nine” on the air
- “Game Night”
- We’ve only met one of Jake’s ½ siblings once
- Chance the Rapper likes the show
- All the diversity I’ve mentioned is only the tip of the iceberg
- “Do you mean woke?”/ “I did mean ‘woke,’ but it’s grammatically incoherent.”
- “Can You Guess Whether Captain Holt Said It Or Not?” is an actual quiz
- Hulu, TBS, NBC and Netflix are already looking into picking it up, showing it has worth.
- It’s endlessly rewatchable
- "What’re you gonna do? Annoy him into talking?”
- This outpouring of support shows there is clearly an audience for the show
- It deserves at least one last season where they KNOW it’s the last season
- Andre Braugher as Cpt. Raymond Holt
- As I write this, #RenewB99 is trending on social media
- "bOOOOOooooOOOOnNNnnnNNNeE!?”
- NBCU is fighting for the show like few other production companies would
- Because it’s just that good that it deserves to be renewed
- There are still so many stories left to tell
- Joel McKinnon Miller & Dirk Blocker as Scully & Hitchcock
- “Show Me Going”
- We’d get to see more of Gina as a mom
- This season might end on a cliffhanger. Don’t end this show on a cliffhanger.
- There are probably 99 more reasons to renew the show.

















