less of natasha being an emotionally cold, super scary spy and more about her being a secret troll and epic dork please
that “shall we play a game?” reference, and awkwardly trying to explain her own joke
she uses emoticons to text steve about OFFICIAL SRS BUSINES ;DDD
i bet steve’s “disguise” came out of her own closet, because while natasha wears super sleek leather stuff to maintain her ””image””, left to her own devices she totally rocks the middle school emo look. complete with plastic lens-less hipster glasses because SHE LIKES THE WAY SHE LOOKS WITH GLASSES OKAY IT’S NOT A CRIME
she’s probably told the smithsonian/fossil joke so many times. every time she picks steve up. she thinks she’s hiLARIOUS, and steve’s like, omg you’re such a white suburban dad get away from me
(clint’s like, i’m hungry
hi hungry, i’m natasha, natasha says, and throws a pretzel into his mouth)
Concept: The Avengers doing a body positivity ad in which they all show off their various disabilities/ scars/ imperfections. Tony gets a close-up shot of all the scars on his chest. Steve showing the stretch-marks that were caused by the serum and never really went away. Bucky stands tall without his prosthetic on. Clint signs in ASL over at the camera. Natasha shows off the ugly scar that runs straight up her spine. Bruce just stands there in his underwear, showing off his love handles and his lovely round tummy and smiling like a sunbeam. Thor takes off his eyepatch and then winks with his one good eye. They all stand next to one another, laughing, completely comfortable. The slogan of the ad says ‘no one is perfect- not even a superhero’.
Soo to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of the MCU, and Infinity War that came out, I decided to do an Avengers glam-makeup series! 😁
The order goes: the logo, Thanos, Iron Man, Captain America, Spider Man, Loki, Hulk, Black Panther, Hawkeye, Black Widow, and finally Thor
Kirsten Dunst as Iron Man (RDJ was brilliant casting because of his own history with fame and addiction and it would be cheeky to give Mary Jane her agency back with a few punches)
Gina Rodriguez as Captain America (Since no one can replace Chris Evans, let’s go ahead a few decades in canon and give America Chavez her time to shine)
Gwendoline Christie as Thor (I feel this needs no explanation)
Jenny Slate as Hawkeye (Because the 2012-2015 Hawkeye run was a masterpiece of English Literature and you could just imagine her saying “Aw, Car, No”)
Tessa Thompson as the Hulk (Originally I was going to make a case for her as Iron Man but then I remembered how amazing she was in Annihilation)
Christina Hendricks as Black Widow (Recast because…well, you know)
Bonus
Stephanie Beatriz as the Winter Soldier
Janelle Monáe as Vision
Awkwafina as Ant-Man
Zoe Saldana as War Machine
Leslie Jones as Falcon
Hailee Steinfeld as Spider-Man
Feel free to add on or change. Thanks @tchallasjedi for the inspiration!
This might be one of my favorite fancastings ever.