softbutchtashayar:

I’m sure this has been done before but a star trek tng au where everything is the same except it’s in the style of the office

  • whenever riker or wesley does something dumb/ill-advised there’s a minute-long series of shots cutting from person to person on the bridge and they’re all staring into the camera So Exhausted
  • scenes in turbolifts where characters make comments about the current clusterfuck going on aboard the enterprise
  • geordi: “if this is another holodeck disaster I’m gonna [series of bleeps as he rushes out of the lift]”
  • tasha: “I wish people would stop asking me if I would kill will riker just for a chance at his GIRLFRIEND like, come on, people. The answer is YES, I’ve said it MANY TI-” (the camera cuts away because something just exploded)
  • guinan: “the gossip says this whole problem could have been avoided but somebody messed up” [quiet speaking from off-camera] “do I know who did it? well, yes, but I’m not here to tell tales”
  • worf: “it was wesley”
  • picard just wants his ship to run smoothly, ok?
  • so the captain’s interviews start out really insightful and well-spoken but by the end of every episode he’s just staring into the camera tiredly like “this was not the plan”

beautifulwhensarcastic:

Margaret doesn’t remember anything from before the accident which, according to director Fury, occured during one of her assignments. An accident which she doesn’t recall either. One day she passes a man on the street. He looks so familiar, his face makes her heart flutter. He seems to be somehow embroidered in Margaret’s lost past. When the next day Fury sends her on an unexpected mission far away from New York, she realizes this man is the reason. What about her past Fury wants to keep away from her? And who is this man?