derinthemadscientist:

paintboxsoapworks:

redxmarksthespot:

many of my favourite hetero ships are basically the guy being totally in awe of his amazing warrior girlfriend like she could punch him in the face and he’d thank her

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Remember that time a spy who was incredibly talented in seduction tried to  drug Wash with her lipstick and he was just ‘haha no, spoken for’ and she had to club him over the head instead