Buy me a round, Henry? Oh, you are awful forward for a girl in dungarees. Seems like it’s the least you can do. Met guys like you before. Maybe not the O.K. Corral shtick, but charming loners who would drink too much. Oh, don’t forget, can’t find honest work. They’re always either running from or looking for something.
I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?
Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.
So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.
It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?
they’d better give a DAMN good in-universe excuse for why Frank Castle doesn’t come crashing through the wall the minute Fisk puts the hit out on Karen
you really think that Frank ‘no one goes after her’ Castle wouldn’t show up and murder Bullseye on the spot? You think Frank ‘if something happens to her’ Castle wouldn’t walk right into Fisk’s penthouse apartment and bodyslam him into the floor? Like HELL Frank ‘I will come for you’ Castle wouldn’t destroy half the city to keep Karen safe
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