You know who did the teen hero thing right? Kim Possible, thatâs who. She never messed around with that secret identity thing or with not letting her parents or friends know what she was doing so she never had to deal with, âOh, Iâm gonna miss this important family event to save the worldâ  or, âWhatâll happen if my friends find out my secret identity?â bullcrap. It was like, âMom, Dad. I gotta go deal with this Drakken sitch,â and theyâd just be like, âHave fun. Tell Ron we said hi.â She had that hero/personal life balance thing on lock. I aspire to have my life as in balance as Kim Possible.
Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the womanâs odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.
No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, itâs unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.
1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40âs. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since theyâre trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.
2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. Thatâs a manâs tie, not a womanâs. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see – that looks like a Windsor.
3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. Sheâs wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. Itâs also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra – why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40âs lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40âs.
Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.
so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume divisionâŚ.
Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.
Thereâs no knowing what kind of condition Steveâs in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, Iâm sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.
Maybe the real Steveâs a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and heâs not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.
The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?
Turns out the answerâs about forty-five seconds.
Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then thereâs this one which Iâve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.
Disney Ladies + Science (&Â âScienceâ). Thanks to our followers for ideas.
Yes, textile engineer. Thatâs not a fashion designer in any way.
Youâve obviously not watched the movie. She invented those fabrics to resist flame, turn invisible, resist high amounts of friction, and stretch infinite times, and avoid tear from bombs
she did a tad more than âdesignâ them
(Id go so far as to say âtactical textile engineerâ
And since the fabrics have to be comfortable as well, sheâs a tactile tactical textile engineer.
And since the uniforms also had to look stylish and not gaudy, sheâs a tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer.
And since she was making suits for superheroes of color in the 50â˛s sheâs a tolerant tasteful tactile tactical textile engineer