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dragon-in-a-fez:

marisatomay:

nerdjpg:

Hi I made this. Discuss. Left column is the first word.

me: “this chart doesn’t even make sense, it’s just the same words on both axes, what the fuck is a goth goth”

me, after looking at it for ten seconds: “this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen”

Source: nerdjpg

rachelgellergreen:

Allen: I kept looking at Sigourney and she is remarkably
attractive, sexy, and funny at the same time but too tall for me. I was
afraid of her because I was going to have to kiss this woman.

Weaver: Tim was supposed to kiss me, and he weaseled
out of it. Very Tim. We were supposed to have this big moment and he
completely let Gwen down and ran away, it was so perfect. (x)

Source: rachelgellergreen

hormonegrangerrr:

ｓｔｒｅｅｔｓ ｉｎ ｆｌｏｒｅｎｃｅ. – { italian places meme.}

“O animal grazioso e benigno
che visitando vai per l’aere perso
noi che tignemmo il mondo di sanguigno,

se fosse amico il re de l’universo,
noi pregheremmo lui de la tua pace,
poi c’hai pietà del nostro mal perverso.

Di quel che udire e che parlar vi piace,
noi udiremo e parleremo a voi,
mentre che ‘l vento, come fa, ci tace.

Siede la terra dove nata fui
su la marina dove ‘l Po discende
per aver pace co’ seguaci sui.

Amor, ch’al cor gentil ratto s’apprende
prese costui de la bella persona
che mi fu tolta; e ‘l modo ancor m’offende.

Amor, ch’a nullo amato amar perdona,
mi prese del costui piacer sì forte,
che, come vedi, ancor non m’abbandona.

Amor condusse noi ad una morte:
Caina attende chi a vita ci spense”.

Inferno, canto V.

Source: hormonegrangerrr

justanothercinemaniac:

99 Reasons @foxtv​ should Renew Brooklyn Nine Nine

  1. It’s the funniest show currently on television
  2. It’s won 2 Golden Globes
  3. It’s won 2 Emmys and was nominated for an additional 5
  4. Andy Samberg as Jake Peralta
  5. “I do my job. And I do it right.”
  6. With staples like “New Girl” ending and the impending Disney buyout, it’s good to have something consistent like “Brooklyn Nine Nine” on your station.
  7. The Halloween Heists
  8. The ensemble cast has amazing chemistry
  9. It has well handled romantic relationships
  10. It’s been nominated for 5 GLAAD media awards
  11. Lin Manuel Miranda watches it
  12. If you cancel the show, it’ll probably go down as one of the best comedies cancelled too soon.
  13. It’s such a fun and positive show in an otherwise dark time
  14. Rosa’s coming out arc this season was amazing
  15. Stephanie Beatriz thought she wouldn’t get cast after Melissa Fumero was because what show has TWO Latina characters in its main cast? (This one)
  16. The guest stars are all great
  17. Jake & Amy (aka: Peraltiago)
  18. Stephanie Beatriz as Rosa Diaz
  19. Cheddar
  20. There’s something for everyone to like
  21. “How dare you detective Diaz I am your superior officer!”
  22. Honestly it’s the only show I watch on Fox
  23. Jake still hasn’t met enough people from Die Hard
  24. “Could you please sing the opening to ‘I Want It That Way?’”
  25. Multiple types of female characters
  26. Female friendships
  27. Incredible LGBTQIA+ representation
  28. "You just called Captain Holt dad. You said, ‘thanks dad.’”
  29. It has tackled such issues as police corruption & racial profiling
  30. It made it to the final round of Hulu’s TV Tournament and lost to “Gravity Falls” which isn’t even on the air anymore so it has no competition from that.
  31. “BONE!”
  32. Captain Ray Holt is perhaps the most nuanced gay man on television.
  33. Title of your sextape
  34. Terrible Amazing undercover disguises
  35. That slowmo thing they do
  36. It’s my favorite show. Cancelling it would be mean. 😦
  37. The show handles social justice well
  38. “Moo Moo”
  39. It just started airing reruns on TBS. More episodes = more syndication money.
  40. The Jake/Boyle Bromance
  41. The Pontiac Bandit
  42. Terry Crews as Sgt. Jeffords
  43. There’s a depth and emotional honesty in its characters
  44. The will-they-or-won’t-they couple getting together doesn’t ruin the flow of the show
  45. I have read countless articles titled “Why You Should Watch Brooklyn Nine Nine” just to come up with 99 ideas for this list
  46. Gina Rodriguez is probably gonna play Rosa’s girlfriend
  47. Adrian Pimento
  48. Holt’s ridiculously poor attempts to pretend to be straight
  49. It’s time for Gina’s opinion
  50. "What happens in my bedroom detective is none of your business.”
  51. "Hitchcock just drank his own fish.”/“Nooooooooooo!”
  52. Jake Peralta punching a homophobic jerk in season 1
  53. "THE FULL BULLPEN!”
  54. The fact that a ton of these have been quotes
  55. All of Holt’s insults for Wuntch
  56. "Cool motive. Still murder.”
  57. Melissa Fumero as Amy Santiago
  58. “Oh honey, we’re well into October.”
  59. Amy Santiago is Wonder Woman in a wedding dress
  60. The fact that both my parents (who don’t even watch the show) responded to news of its cancellation with, “WHAAAAT!?”
  61. Sean Astin watches the show
  62. Joe Lo Truglio as Charles Boyle
  63. We’d get to see more of Rosa Diaz undercover
  64. Platonic friendships take precedence over relationship drama
  65. The live ratings, live + same day ratings, and live + 3 days ratings are sure to go up for the next new episodes now that it’s over
  66. You won’t find better fans for a show
  67. “The Box”
  68. Mark Hamill likes the show
  69. It filled the hole left in our hearts by “Parks and Recreation”
  70. It’s the best show Fox currently has
  71. Less than 12 hours later there have been so many headlines which read something like, “NOOO! FOX cancels Brooklyn Nine Nine”
  72. Chelsea Peretti as Gina Linetti
  73. Every one-liner that comes out of Chelsea Peretti’s mouth
  74. It subverts the "angry black man” trope
  75. Boyle & Rosa don’t get together but they’re amazing friends (aka: it also subverts the “nice guy gets the girl” trope)
  76. We’d get to see Amy & Jake’s first year as a married couple
  77. There’s nothing else quite like “Brooklyn Nine Nine” on the air
  78. “Game Night”
  79. We’ve only met one of Jake’s ½ siblings once
  80. Chance the Rapper likes the show
  81. All the diversity I’ve mentioned is only the tip of the iceberg
  82. “Do you mean woke?”/ “I did mean ‘woke,’ but it’s grammatically incoherent.” 
  83. “Can You Guess Whether Captain Holt Said It Or Not?” is an actual quiz
  84. Hulu, TBS, NBC and Netflix are already looking into picking it up, showing it has worth.
  85. It’s endlessly rewatchable
  86. "What’re you gonna do? Annoy him into talking?”
  87. This outpouring of support shows there is clearly an audience for the show
  88. It deserves at least one last season where they KNOW it’s the last season
  89. Andre Braugher as Cpt. Raymond Holt
  90. As I write this, #RenewB99 is trending on social media
  91. "bOOOOOooooOOOOnNNnnnNNNeE!?”
  92. NBCU is fighting for the show like few other production companies would
  93. Because it’s just that good that it deserves to be renewed
  94. There are still so many stories left to tell
  95. Joel McKinnon Miller & Dirk Blocker as Scully & Hitchcock
  96. “Show Me Going”
  97. We’d get to see more of Gina as a mom
  98. This season might end on a cliffhanger. Don’t end this show on a cliffhanger.
  99. There are probably 99 more reasons to renew the show.