Cher, 1974.
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why i stan ryan reynolds’s deadpool
negasonic teenaged warhead (comics): a white goth without a love interest
ryan reynolds: she’s a biracial goth with a lovely japanese girlfriend
russell collins (comics): a buff blond blue-eyed american
ryan reynolds: he’s a chubby polynesian māori kid from new zealand
domino (comics): She’s white with a black tattoo around her eye
ryan reynolds: she’s black with a vitiligo patch around her eye
vanessa carlysle (comics): unknown ethnicity
ryan reynolds: we’ll make her brazilian
shatterstar (comics): white
ryan reynolds: asian
blind al (comics): white
ryan reynolds: black
deadpool (comics): a pansexual canadian
ryan reynolds: i sure am!! …i mean, he sure is!
I thought the vitiligo was amazing.
I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired
jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him
So to be clear, the immortal timeline seems to be:
John Mulaney – early 20th century
Eric Andre – Probably 17th century or so.
Taika Waititi – Elizabethan age, probably hung out with Shakespeare
Keanu Reeves – We think sometime around Alexander the Great, but he seems to have just sprung up fully formed.
Jeff Goldblum – 100% Biblical times, may or may not be King Solomon.
Tommy Wiseau – Indeterminate, may be the first Homo Sapiens.
Florence Welch – 100 BCE celtic queen, probably told Julius Caesar to fuck off at some point
Just 22 years of television left. Hope it’s good.
A church in Norway built in 1181 without any nails.
of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected
things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.
WOAH WHAT?
There’s a rule that Trumps it, the i-a-o rule. As in Big Bad Wolf. Hickory Dickory Dock also false under this. When using alliterations vowel order trumps adjective-type order.
Take out two pills and give them to him.
You Should Have Crossed Over – Nebula
When a convicted murderer escapes from the prison of a tiny wharf town, Xena suspects a former friend and pirate who has been spotted in the area of hiding him. Nebula claims to have nothing to do with his disappearance, but Xena isn’t so sure. The two must work together to find the man before he kills the daughter of his last victim.
Xena: Nebula. It’s been a while.
Nebula: Yeah. When you took off with half my crew.
Xena: I can’t help it if I was a better captain.
Nebula: You were never a better captain. You were just persuasive. Who’s the sidekick?
Gabrielle: Not a sidekick, but my name’s Gabrielle.
Nebula: Well…any non-sidekick of Xena’s is worth looking out for.
Nebula takes Gabrielle’s hand and kisses it gently.
Xena: Be careful with her. She likes short blondes.
Gabrielle: Yeah. Iolaus mentioned that…
THALASSIC
[adjective]
1. of or pertaining to seas and oceans.
2. of or pertaining to smaller bodies of water, as seas and gulfs, as distinguished from large oceanic bodies.
3. growing, living, or found in the sea; marine.
Etymology: from French thalassique, from Greek thalassa, “sea”.
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Original: Mermaid by sswanderer
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