gingersnapwolves:

Underrated moments from my Leverage rewatch, season 4:

The Long Way Down Job

• “I think a nipple fell off – ”
• Nate: “You’re emotionally involved, it leads to bad
  decisions.” Hardison: “Did *you* just say that? With a straight face?”
• “I said simple stall, and you heard ‘multi national high
  finance feeding frenzy’.”

The Ten Li’l Grifters Job

• “Yes, Parker, I would tell you if I murdered the mark.”

The Fifteen Minutes Job

• “I – I got Heimlich’d.”
• “You didn’t get one of those in high school?” “For what,
  jackass of the year?”
• “Back away from the brochures!”

The Hot Potato Job

• “What’s that voice? Is she doing me?”
• “One good lift in three years. Awesome!”
• “Hardison, don’t teach him that.”
• “Trevor, what did we say about overusing your words?”

The Carnival Job

• “You forgot to mention the need for talent.”
• “A little warning next time!” “What did you think ‘run like
  hell’ meant?”

The Grave Danger Job

• “Where the hell did you get that car?” “It’s a rental.”
• *clutches chest while sobbing over Hardison and the team*

The Boiler Room Job

• “Seriously, Hardison? Count Chocula?”
• “Mrs. Cox. With an x.” “Of course.”
• “What was it again?” “The blowfish, I think.”

The Cross my Heart Job

• “Can’t we just get another heart?” “From who?”
• “Nobody’s asking Eliot to fight someone with a Nerf Sword.”
  “Damascus,
  2002.”
• “God killed you. I just made sure it took.” ie the only
  moment in the show I was attracted to Nate Ford

The Queen’s Gambit Job

• “Eliot, try not to kill Sterling. We may need him.” “I can’t
  promise that!”
• “Can I go again?!”
• “How many plans do I die in?”

The Experimental Job

• “You ever go quail hunting, Hardison?” “Do I look like I go
  quail hunting?” “Have you ever played a video game where you go quail hunting?”
• “How many kinds of whumpa-whumpa are there?” “Seven!”

The Office Job

• “Now that’s a high school graduation card.”

The Girls’ Night Out Job

• “What are you, the wardrobe whisperer?”
• “Why can’t a small business owner *wham!* who happens to
  like cats *kapow!* find a nice guy?!”

The Boys’ Night Out Job

• “We all had dreams once, Liam!”
• “You just coldcocked a nun! In church!”

The Lonely Hearts Job

• “He said distract her, not beat her ass!”
• “Yes, I need you to teach me about the wines again.”
• Eliot and the flowers!!!!

The Gold Job

• I’m gonna be honest; I skipped this one. Nate’s such a dick
  to Hardison that the episode just makes me mad.

The Radio Job

• “Nate even cleared out his browser so we wouldn’t know. It’s
  adorable.”

The Last Dam Job

• “How many fingers do you need to type? Round down.”
• I know this line is hardly underrated but “so he hacks us
  with a CLAM?” will always be one of the funniest lines in TV history
• “I guess it was the taser.”
• “The last time I underestimated you, I was right.”
• “Well, I’m definitely not Eliot.”
• Similarly not underrated but “that’s what makes it fair”
  hnnnnnnnnnnnng