gingersnapwolves:

Underrated Leverage moments from my season 1 rewatch:

The Homecoming Job:

• “He’s cool, I found him on the internet.” “Yes, because that
  never goes badly.”
• Eliot: “I … actually hurt people, so.”
• “Whatever you call the rich guys on telephones version of
  makeup sex”
• “I’m sorry it was too far away for you to punch, I’m sure
  that really frustrates you”

The Wedding Job:

• “Let’s go rob Mickey Misconey… a guy who kills people
  and lives in our city.”
• “It’s a bit like an opera, isn’t it?” “If you mean that I
  want to run away …”
• “What did I do? I liberated Croatia.”
• “Did you just kill a guy with an appetizer?” “I don’t know,
  maybe.”
• Christian Kane in a tank top *_*

The Snow Job

• “Guten tag.” “French! Nice!”
• “Your strip joint
  must be driving through a tunnel.”
• “There could be different side effects. Organ failure.
  Death. Death like symptoms.”

The Mile High Job

• “The guy in 1D wants to kill you. Ginger ale?”

The Miracle Job

• “You gave him speed?” “He beat up a priest!”
• “It’s the Vatican.”
  *Parker does an immediate 180*
• Eliot and Hardison’s very first secret handshake is all the
  way back here! In the sixth episode!

The Two-Horse Job

• “Tell us what you did with the monkey!”

The Bank Shot Job

• “Who lives where it’s a hundred seven degrees?” oh Hardison
  I feel you on that
• “I’m a thief!” “Okay … I’m not really sure what to do
  with that.”

The Juror #6 Job

• One of the notecards on Sophie’s wall of ‘teach Parker how
  to interact’ is ‘people can be your friends’ and honestly I relate
• The Indian guy having a Scottish accent
• “I don’t have men! I wear sandals!”

The First David Job

• “I don’t need money! I – ” “Nate!” “ – need money.”
• Quinn’s terrible hair
• Hardison saying “get out of my house” ie one of the sexiest
  moments of the entire show

 The Second David Job

• “I guess you can touch this – with a SWAT team and a federal
  warrant.”
• Maggie: “You can’t just make someone do what you want them
  to do.” Everyone else: *laughs uncomfortably*
• Sterling: “You know your entire plan depended on me being a
  self-serving utter bastard.” Nate: “Yeah, that’s a stretch.”