This is ridiculously silly but what if ds9 had a fashion magazine
oh my god, this is perfect. I LOVE THE “WHY ARE YOU TAKING PHOTOS” quote jfc
“Is it a watermelon? No, it’s just Garak.”
That’s the best thing I’ve ever read, to be honest.
I bet Jake writes this using a pseudonym and at some point Kira finds out and he has to hide for five straight days to avoid being attacked by Worf.