(I finally finished Leverage so I’m celebrating it with a meme post)
Nathan Ford: fight him to kick some sense into him, he needs that sometimes. you might even win. although, you can never be sure if he intended for you to win so that he can come back later and kick your ass in some kind of a plot twist.
Eliot Spencer: DO NOT fight him unless you are a child. then you have all the chances to win, and probably get temporarily adopted.
Sophie Deveraux: you find her in a bar near the seashore. the sun is setting. she looks beautiful in her bright summer dress. you approach her, your steps growing slower with every second. you look her in the eyes.
“fight me,” you say. she responds with a beautiful smile.
you come to your senses on the floor of the bar, covered in blood. she is nowhere to be seen. you have been fighting yourself for the last 30 minutesParker: do NOT fight her, she will ruin your life, steal your soul, steal your valuables, and then taze you. in that order exactly.
Alec Hardison: i mean… you could fight him… and you could win… but do you really want to find out later that day that someone hacked into your account and ordered 5000 pizzas to your house?
and then Parker came by to ruin your life, steal your soul, steal your valuables,