best things about xena warrior princess

girl4music:

queeranerys:

• unnecessary weapon whoosh noises
• ridiculous fights
• gabrielle doing her best
• how sometimes lucy lawless’s accent slips in
• super obvious trick shots for centaurs and monsters
• whether i’m in love with xena or gabrielle or both depends on the episode
• BANGS
• pre-ass-kicking eyebrow raise
• how gay it is from the get-go
• the episodes before Gabrielle learns to fight and she’s just standing in the corner with a stick yelling and trying to look scary but also not die
• they don’t have to wear high heels
• excessive sound effects
• gabrielle having a realistic learning curve with fighting
• that episode where gabrielle gets drugged and conducts a choir
• “I’ve just cut off the flow of blood to your brain. You’ll be dead in 30 seconds if you don’t talk.”
• “Where do i recognize this actor from?” [hint: another episode of this show or hercules]
• Murder Eyes™

please add as you see fit

How many times you hear Xena and Gabrielle say their catch phrases “I have many skills” and “By the Gods”