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THE SAN LORENZO JOB IS AN ACTUAL MASTERPIECE like

         

• Hardison saying that he “didn’t watch the video” because “that would be wrong”
• “You were drunk. Suuuuper drunk.”
• Okay and honestly Nate asking the team if they do the job or not gives me actual heart eyes, i love that
• Eliot has saved the general’s life once… and a half times
• The team strutting out of the airport all boss-like and amazing
• STRUTTING INTO THE HOTEL WHY DO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
• and thEN they strut on into the room all confident!
• SOPHIE AND NATE MATCH AND THEY’RE BOTH WEARING WHITE AND AH THEY’RE SO CUTE
• “I have to agree with Nate, and you know how much I love doing that.”
• Alec “No-Secrets-On-The-Internet” Hardison
• LETS GO STEAL A COUNTRY
• Damien Moreau is such a little hoe, sitting in the president’s office all casual, kicking his feet and drinking it up ugh
• SOPHIE IN GENERAL juST eek
• “normal people, parker! normal people!”
• Parker singing up, “yep 60 feet”
• and then her goofy little face after she flashes her flashlight around aw
• “Is she a hooker?” *scandalized Sophie gasp*
• *looks at Parker with a little ‘never gonna give ‘em up’ expression*
• “Nate, if stealing a country were easy… everyone would do it” 
• OKAY BUT SOPHIE CONSTANTLY MAKING SURE VITTORI LOOKS GOOD
• aw hardison you tricky geek bro and your political ad! 
• obviously parker pickpockets the president duh what else would she do
• ELIOT HOLDING PUPPIES AW
• “I think I hate you” “yeah I’m okay with that…”
• sophie’s handshake trick ahhh
• also nate goes to sophie and tries to protect her from getting in the crossfire in case things went south awww
• PARKER IS SO HAPPY THAT SHE GETS TO GO INTO THE STEAMVENT AFTER ALL
• “AGE OF THE GEEK BABY”
• SOPHIE KNOCKS TWO GUYS OUT WITH A CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE
• “they were taking me to the palace!” “aw you’re adorable!”
• SOPHIE FAKES HER FREAKING DEATH I LOVE THAT WOMAN
• “i’m a thief. thieves don’t win elections. we steal them.”
  
• “YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE? I HAVE A 24 YEAR OLD GENIUS WITH A SMART PHONE AND A PROBLEM WITH AUTHORITY” CAN YOU SAY I C O N I C 
• more “AGE OF THE GEEK, BABY”
• “it’s a dry heat!”
• “we’d be the cavalry!”
• “You are utterly unclear on how to be dead. This is the second time in two years where you showed up at your own funeral.”
• Hardison has gots to gets his souvenirs! Parker, too! 
• SOPHIE AND NATE SOPHIE AND NATE SOPHIE AND NATE I LOVE THEM
• sophie just goes “uh oh” but nate’s smiling and says “hi” ahh

(ok yeah, sorry, i just reallly like this episode and this turned out to be way too long a post but guys it’s the San Lorenzo job!)