Sensational8’s Guide to the Cluster

Will: Aka puppy-cop. Literal golden retriever puppy wants to protect everyone. Lives in Chicago.
Lito: Aka Spanish bunny. Literal drama queen. Wants to act and hang with his bae. Lives in Mexico.
Capheus: Aka Van Damn. Literal ray of sunshine. Wants to help his mother and be a zebra. Lives in Nairobi.
Wolfgang: Aka put a shirt on. Literal human disaster. Wants to be a human mess (really Wolfy get your shit together) lives in Berlin
Kala: aka The Dancing Queen/Bollywood. Literal Goddess. Wants to make her family happy. Lives in Mumbai
Riley: aka DJ Hex. Literal mess (but still a Queen) Wants to be free of her hex (just let her be happy please?) lives in London
Sun: Aka Skinny Bitch. Literal reason the others are still alive. Wants to just chill at home with her dog and be left the fuck alone. Lives in Seoul.
Nomi: Aka proud Hactivist. Literal computer genius. Wants to be free! Lives in San Francisco.

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